A man accidentally texts his drug buying plan to the cops...his mom tries to take the rap for him. and now they are both locked up.
A guy with a diaper fetish pretends to have brain damage...so an in-home nurse will change him. Really. Wow.
In Spain, police arrested a thief who curled up in a suitcase, had a friend load him on a bus, then stole from other luggage. The friend would then retrieve him from the bus after the trip with the stolen stuff.