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A Father says no and saves his son's life.

A father in California refused to let his 17 year old son go to the beach with five of his friends because he had to study for a test...and the five friends crashed into a tree and died.
This is so sad and freaky. Has this ever happened to you? Not to this extent , but a parent says no and something horrible happens. I have had it happen a couple of times and just thank God I didn't get injured or killed. Listen to your parents...they do know best for whatever reason.
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Is it ever OK to walk around naked?

No. Even if God tells you to. You will go to jail. On saturay afternoon, a woman in her 20's was walking down a street in North Carolkina...totally nude. And she was with her mom, who's in her 40's...and was also totally nude. The woman'stoddler and newborn baby were also nude. The woman told the cops the Lord told them to get naked and wal down the street. Don't listen to God if he tells you that. Have a nice day.
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Big News for folks on the Way to the Hospital

They finally developed a hospital gown that covers your butt.  How many people were bugged by this fashion no no?
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Elephant hit by gunfire in Tupelo

I know what you are thinking, a drive by shooting involving an Elelphant in Tupelo. It doesn't make any sense. The elephant was chilling with some of the other animals with Ringling Brothers circus when all of a sudden at 2am a shot rang out. All theanimals scatter. Suddenly a simple dice game goes south. A zebra named "murdock" is being held as a suspect. Stay tuned for details..The NRA said none of this would have happened if the elephant had been armed.
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Jonesboro Arkansas makes Screwy News again

On Saturday night, 26 year old Jeffery Tyler Siegel of Jonesboro Arkansas was on a date, taking a romantic walk through the Crowley's Ridge Nature Center. When suddenly, a knife weilding maniac attacked.
Jeffery jumped in front of his date, told her to run,then stayed back to fight the guy off. He took two small slashes to the chest. but managed to make the guy run away.
The police went crazy looking for the culprit.
The whole thing was staged to impress the girlfriend. The attacker was a friend.
His date was not impressed.
Hopefully she has moved on to the next bus.
 
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Jonesboro Woman makes Screwy News

On sunday night, a 29 year old woman was driving drunk, and SLAMMED into a guy's mobile home. She got out of the car...without pants for some reason..and tried to get away by driving off in a kid's battery powered truck....It didn't work. She was arrested.
A 23 year old girl in Georgia ordered a Dominos pizza last week, and later got the following text from the delivery driver: Quote. " I delivered yo pizza seen you was fine and wanted to holla at you"..He was fired.

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Do Beer Goggles work?

According to a shocking new study by the University of Durham, drinking alcohol doesn't actually make other people seem more attractive to us. In other words, beer goggles just make us not care how people look. Thanks, science
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Fed x being sued! Plus trouble at Ridgeway high

In October, Fed X accidentally delievered a box of marujuana to a woman in Massachusetts. She called the cops and turned it over, but when the drug dealers who were waiting on the package called Fed X, Fed X actually gave them the woman's address. And they went to her house looking for it. Now she is suing Fe X for violating her privacy. oops
 
A 22 year old Fakes his way into high school to play basketball. Only in Memphis. This little move knocked Ridgeway out of the state playoffs. Oops
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Don't threaten to eat the judge's family!

A criminal in Georgia was denied bond...after threatening to eat the judge's family in court. That plan never works. So if you are going to court today, don't tell the judge that you will snack on his children.
A billionaire in New Mexico hid a chest with millions of dollars in gold, diamonds and jewels somewhere in the American Outdoors...and the clues to find it are contained in nine poems in his autobiography. My question ..who is the guy.

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KFC trouble. Don't lick the food.

Over the weekend, a KFC employee in Tennessee posted a photo of herself at work...LICKING a large tray of mashed potatoes. KFC says they were never served to customers, but the damage was done...and she was FIRED, Don't lick the food.
A New Jersey assemblyman is in trouble for "liking" a website on Facebook called " Big Bootie Freaks"...don't go there.
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