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Screwy News - Wednesday June 8, 2011

In San Diego, a man wanted to bomb a federal courthouse...but convinced his girlfriend to buy materials and actually plant the bombs. Then, he tried to turn her in to the FBI for a reward. But they figured out he was behind the bombing. He's been convicted and is looking at 30 years.

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In California, a woman locked her keys in her car and wanted to get help.  So she decided the best way to get attention would be...to start a brush fire.  She ended up causing a half acre fire and was arrested on suspicion of arson.

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Police in Florida recently spotted a drunk driver. They saw her because she swerved around them. They saw her because she was going 20 miles under the speed limit. But mostly, they spotted her cause she was topless. She was arrested for DUI. No word on why she had her top off...ahhhh the hazords of police work.

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06/08/2011 5:10AM
Screwy News - Wednesday June 8, 2011
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