The top signs you're getting dumped? your partner starts losing weight.
The happiest Moment of the avaerage day is when you're having sex...the happiest moment of the year is Christmas afternoon.
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Last week, in florida, a 21 year old man told his girlfriend he was going to OD and Kill HImSELF because she broke up with him. He grabbed a bottle of pills and started taking them. When she tried to stop him...he threw her to the ground. He was arrested for domestic abuse...and it turns out he was trying to overdose on FLINSTONES VITAMINS.