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Screwy News - Tuesday May 24, 2011

In Louisville, police caught a man shoplifting shoes by shoving them down his pants. And when they checked his phone, they found out he was running an entire operation where people would text him the shoes they wanted...and he'd steal those shoes for them. He was charged with receipt of stolen property and theft by unlawful taking. And banned for life from Rack Room.

The world didn't end saturday, and most of us celebrated sarcastically.  Unfortunately, an 18 year old kid in michigan didn't. To celebrate the Rapture not happening, he and his friends jumped into a river. But this kid was a bad swimmer and got swept away in the current. The search has been on for him since ...but he's presumed drowned.

Surprise: using too much hand sanitizer can make you test positive for alcohol! according to a new study, keeping your hands sanitized is like ...GETTING DRUNK. Researchers at the university of Florida found that people who use a lot of hand sanitizer can actually test positive for alcohol consumption in some tests...even if they have not had any beer,wine or liquor.  You just can't seem to win.




 
05/24/2011 4:06AM
Screwy News - Tuesday May 24, 2011
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