Screwy News - Thursday November 17, 2011
Some doctors say they're seeing a rise of SLEEP TEXTING. People sending texts while they are sleeping, and not even realizing that they did it. Wow.
On Tuesday-around 3am, a 17 year old in Georgia tried to rob a house "Santa style"...by sliding down the chimney. Only he's not Santa..of course he got stuck for ten hours. Imagine that. Finally neighbors heard his screams and the cops came and he is in jail as we speak.
Job candidates with birthmarks,scars, and other facial blemishes don't do as well in Job interviews...
Starbucks is phasing out restrooms in New York...next move all of America.
A 62 year old went on a deer reduction hunt in Indiana on monday morning, and a deer KILLED him. He shot a buck from a tree, went over to check on it, and it KICKED him, lacerating his liver. He killed it with a knife, but died that afternoon from his injuries.
Tags : Locations : Georgia, Indiana, New York