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Screwy News - Thursday May 26, 2011

A 19 year old Brit fell 90 feet off his seventh floor hotel room balcony in Spain....landed on a poolside lounge chair...broke his arm and his ankle ...but lived.   Authorities think he was trying to jump from his room to the pool.  (this has never been done successfully)

Two men tried to steal a woman's purse in North Carolina, not realizing that she had 15 relatives within shouting distance. They ended up severely beaten,shot and stabbed in the street.

Brandi Rish from Memphis, is driving her Volvo down Broad Street on Monday when a squirrel dashes in front of the car.   She swerves...not good.   The car left the road, slid along a ditch and struck a driveway sending the car airborne before striking a utility pole four feet off the ground. It was like a scene out of "the dukes of hazzard".   The car was totalled. the squirrel got away. the cops said ...."next time hit the squirrel." nuff said.




 
05/26/2011 4:41AM
Screwy News - Thursday May 26, 2011
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