Screwy News - Friday November 11, 2011
by Screwy News
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posted Nov 11 2011 9:52AM
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In england, a county fire department was giving away free smoke detectors. But that program is now on hold after one of the smoke detectors malfunctioned...ignited....and set a woman's house on fire...not good if you ask me.
In Tennessee on tuesday, a 21 year old woman and a 32 year old man got into a fight over their relationship...he wanted a BOOTY call, she wanted something serious. And now for the twist...they're first cousins. Anyway the fight got nasty..she stabbed him with scissors. By the way, first cousin marriages and first cousin booty calls are both LEGAL in Tennessee
Last weekend, an 18yearold took abus from his home in arizona to hook up with a girl he met over the Internet....in wisconsin. When he got there, she and her friend tied him up and performed a Satanic sex ritual on him and oh yeah stabbed him 300 times. That's alittle much. Be careful when hooking up. This could be the worst e harmony date ever.
Tags : Locations : Tennessee
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