Strange but true. We are all getting ready for the Oscars sunday night. Billy Crystal is the host with the most. It's always fun to watch but, I have uncovered some really cool facts.
1) the red carpet is made entirely of poor people's hair.
2) If George Clooney wins an Oscar this year, there's a slight chance that he'll get **** ( have a romantic encounter)
3) The trophy is made from the forgotten dreams of struggling actors everywhere.
4) One will never be inscribed with the words "Tyler" or "Perry".
5) Fifteen years later, Cuba Gooding jr, still can't believe he won for "snow dogs'
This gas thing is really bugging me....Five bucks a gallon....Fifty dollars for ten gallons of gas. 100 bucks for twenty gallons of gas. Seriously,this is crazy....How much are airline tickets going to cost? How much is it going to cost to get your jeans delivered to Old Navy? Vacations are going to cost more. What vacations.
We all have to tighten up and throw some stuff off the boat. Here's the good news...It doesn't cost you anything to listen to fm100. Its music-entertainment- and chuckle city.
Here we go the Day of Love and it's a tuesday. Bad day for guys to remember. Here are a list of Mistakes that guys make. this is a great list to chew on and it's so true.
1)Forgetting to make a reservation....oops panic time.
2)Giving her stripper Lingerie. Something sexy is fine but the vinyl or crotchless stuff is stupid.
3)Constantly complaining that it's a "Hallmark Holiday". It makes you look cheap.
4)Buying her a last minute present at Walgreens. BIngo...here we go. Stop in one today and look at all the guys stacked up grabbing anything. PS: They are half off tomorrow...I'm just saying.
What a shock saturday night. I'm home watching basketball-cooking dinner-hanging out-lalala. All of a sudden I get a phone call-then a text-and 40,000 tweets. Whitney Houston is dead. And the flood begins.
What a talent...you kinda forgot just how good she was. But you forgot because of all the drama and the drugs. I get so tired of all that crap. When will people learn about trying to live and enjoy life. You have so much talent, why waste it all. Their are so many that have died because of drugs and alcohol. And life goes on. Maybe stardom isn't all its cracked up to be. Whitney is gone but replaced by Adele in some strange way. I hope she hangs in there as long as she can. History repeats itself.
Well this is amazing. A new study found that dieters who ate DESSERT with Breakfast every morning lost an average of forty pounds more in 32 weeks than dieters who didn't. WHY? Two reasons. One, if you eat dessert in the morning it spikes your metabolism and gives you all day to burn it off. And two, it fights your dessert cravings.....Zingers on the house.
Survey says: A whopping 72 per cent said a "day off from any housework"....72 percent. This is a big deal.
Pay attention to this and be a winner guys.
* most popular pet name for couples: DARLING is number one-babe is number two-sweetheart came in third- fourth place belongs to poop face. Weird ..I know.
Soak this up buttercup.
There are secret messages behind roses before you give them on Valentines day. Here are a few of those messages.
Six roses symbolizes passion and infatuation....10 means you think your love is perfect...12 says"be mine'..15 means you're sorry about something...24 shouts "I'm yours"
24 really shouts"you been to Costco and got them half price"
A"panty rose" screams Truck stop love.
Get some flowers ....one would be perfect in my opinion....
Or deliver them to her at work...if she works....
Love is like oxygen
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