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NEW Caption Contest...win Miley tix here!

Now, I can think of a few things to say about this one, but I want YOU to post your best smart aleck remark or caption for this pic. Winner will get a pair of tix for Miley's Sept. 14 show at the Rose Garden! Post in the comments section.

Have fun....I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!

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07/30/2009 10:41AM
Machaela
The bigger the better! lol.
07/30/2009 10:41AM
A J
"Your right, that Nelson guy is pretty funny but Sheryl Stewart is still my favorite radio person at 105.1 The Buzz out in Portland OR. Shes SO sweet!"
07/30/2009 10:42AM
Hammyburg
SAME HERE AJ! She is AWESOME! Bigger fan then Miley! (Not Jo Bros though) Sorry...
07/30/2009 10:43AM
Sheryl Stewart
Machaela - Eeeeeeew!
07/30/2009 10:44AM
Hammyburg
wait a minute....... Am I that blond............
07/30/2009 10:44AM
Hannah
Wait where is miley???
07/30/2009 10:44AM
A J
"Seriously! Where are the rest of your clothes and WHAT is that smell?!"
07/30/2009 10:45AM
Sheryl Stewart
Anyone else get the feeling that poor lil Miley could disappear forever underneath one of his mondo man-boobs?
07/30/2009 10:45AM
Hammyburg
HA HA Miley is down far enough that she could smell that! Ha Ha
07/30/2009 10:45AM
Hannah
Did you come from the bathtub and just put on some old undies
07/30/2009 10:47AM
Hannah
Is Miley serious and wants THAT new dancer. He would break the stage
07/30/2009 10:47AM
Hannah
Sheryl look at H A she said like the same thing
07/30/2009 10:48AM
Hammyburg
And break a leg.. HaHa
07/30/2009 10:49AM
A J
"Aaahhhh, two words. Sub & Way. That Jared guy did it, no reason you cant."
07/30/2009 10:50AM
Stephanie
"We figured it was a rebound," Billy Ray said of his daughter Miley," when she brought home the next underwear model she found."
07/30/2009 10:51AM
Barbara
Good thing you make enough money to afford his eating habbits...
07/30/2009 10:52AM
A J
"I thought my grandma had big boobs but you have her beat mr."
07/30/2009 10:52AM
Hammyburg
OMG how in the WORLD are you going to choose a winner...........?
07/30/2009 10:52AM
Barbara
I think he ate his willpower....
07/30/2009 10:53AM
Hammyburg
I thought I had big boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
07/30/2009 10:54AM
Trisha
Being a wrestler means being stressed and you know what that means backwards "desserts". Think he has had one too many...
07/30/2009 10:55AM
Machaela
What size bra are you in? I think you may be bigger than my Auntie!
07/30/2009 10:56AM
Sheryl Stewart
Wow....Stephanie...GOOD ONE! LOL! Barbara, Trisha, everyone....I don't know how I'm going to choose a winner....I'm going enlistthe help of some people here at The Buzz!
07/30/2009 10:56AM
Hammyburg
Are you going to say something over the radio about this Besides what you said already?
07/30/2009 10:57AM
Trisha
You know it aint over til the fat PAPA sings...
07/30/2009 10:57AM
Hammyburg
I am not answering the bra comment..........
07/30/2009 10:57AM
Sheryl Stewart
Hammyburg - Yes, the rest of the world needs to come in here and read all of this comedy gold! ;-)
07/30/2009 10:58AM
Trisha
For all the fast food comments... He is already SUPERSIZED...
07/30/2009 10:59AM
Michelle
I like 'em big and chunky....cause opposites attract.
07/30/2009 11:01AM
John
Wonder if he spins if he makes his own gravity????
07/30/2009 11:01AM
Hammyburg
Oh SWEET! (My name is really Beth but someone else had that name so I used this one) So I am not hamberger meat AJ! Ha HA
07/30/2009 11:02AM
Hammyburg
Ooo I love that movie Trisha... I know where your coming from!
07/30/2009 11:05AM
A J
LOL, well my name is actually AJ. I cant think of anything funny to do with Beth but let me think for a min or two... j/k
07/30/2009 11:06AM
Trisha
for the bra comments... yeah my 2 year old sees the pic and says BOOBIES... Thats pretty bad...LOL
07/30/2009 11:07AM
Hammyburg
Ha Ha don't even think about it! So what does A.J. Stand for? ( Ha Ha jk) I can't think of anythink funny it could stand for if it stood for something.........
07/30/2009 11:07AM
A J
Didnt you say this is up til 5pm too? Good luck Sheryl!
07/30/2009 11:08AM
A J
Adrian James
07/30/2009 11:09AM
Hammyburg
Oh really? 5? Wow tough one
07/30/2009 11:09AM
Hammyburg
oh..............
07/30/2009 11:10AM
Trisha
Thanks Machaela... Love ya!!!!!!!
07/30/2009 11:11AM
A J
"So how did you get here?.... No really how? Flat bed truck? Fork lift?Cargo Plane? Had to be something?"
07/30/2009 11:14AM
Hammyburg
AJ how do you come up with these things? HA Ha CRACK UP
07/30/2009 11:18AM
Machaela
AJ, the cargo plane would probably go up, and Right. Back. Down. Lol.
07/30/2009 11:18AM
A J
Honestly, its a useless talent of mine. Im trying to put it to good use and win my daughter tickets to her first concert.
07/30/2009 11:18AM
Barbara
Maybe he was afraid of being kidnapped cause you know how hard it would be to move him...
07/30/2009 11:19AM
Hammyburg
HA HA That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same with the fork lift!
07/30/2009 11:19AM
A J
LOL- Machaela. Love that name btw!
07/30/2009 11:20AM
Hammyburg
AJ you will most likely win. Not me. Trust me
07/30/2009 11:23AM
Trisha
Is Miley now supporting Biggest Loser??
07/30/2009 11:23AM
Hannah
I bet he takes up both the front seats in his car.
07/30/2009 11:23AM
A J
Thank you. Im tryin hard! Shes 8 1/2 and would be SO excited!!!
07/30/2009 11:24AM
Hannah
She could be his cheerleader on BIGGEST loser
07/30/2009 11:24AM
Hammyburg
I wish he would weigh himself I wanna know how much he weighs... But he would probably: Break the scale... Or have trouble seeing over his belly to see the numbers.............
07/30/2009 11:24AM
Hammyburg
Man you guys are funny!
07/30/2009 11:25AM
A J
MC: "Is that a pizza I see under your left bo....?" Big guy: "Thanks! I lost that 3 nights ago!"
07/30/2009 11:26AM
Trisha
This is causing me to eat potato chips... LOL
07/30/2009 11:27AM
Hammyburg
I know I had to go get pizza out of the refrigerator!
07/30/2009 11:28AM
A J
They would have to take him to a truck weight station on the side of a freeway some where Hammyburg a.k.a Beth. lol
07/30/2009 11:29AM
Hammyburg
HA! Yeah GOOD ONE
07/30/2009 11:32AM
Stephanie
If they looked, I wonder what they'd find under his *right* breast...
07/30/2009 11:33AM
Tina
Miley out on the town with man in revealing diaper
07/30/2009 11:34AM
jim
If Mylee had to walk around him she might need navigation to get back
07/30/2009 11:35AM
Machaela
So I am wondering if, since his breats are so big, did he have graowing pains???
07/30/2009 11:36AM
A J
"So, do you like, have your own zip code?"
07/30/2009 11:37AM
Jim
Must suck that the floor buckles when he walks but his belt wont
07/30/2009 11:38AM
A J
"Werent you in that 3rd Blade movie and they burned you with some super powered light or something? That was great acting!"
07/30/2009 11:39AM
A J
"Salads rock!!!"
07/30/2009 11:41AM
Jim
They say if you have skinny friends you are more likely to be skinny... Miley looks tiny next to him
07/30/2009 11:46AM
A J
"Your 30minABBS24@hotmail.com?! Eewww, gross! I'm outta here!"
07/30/2009 11:47AM
A J
"They say, once you go fat you never go back!"
07/30/2009 11:50AM
Stephanie
Miley's complete fashion line will be available Fall of 2010.
07/30/2009 11:51AM
Stephanie
Wow, R. Kelly has really let himself go.
07/30/2009 11:51AM
A J
"I bet those, all can eat, buffets places HATE when you show up huh?"
07/30/2009 11:55AM
A J
Wow, nice ummmmm, tan lines!"
07/30/2009 11:56AM
Trisha
Most people have to pay to have boobs like that.. Ok maybe a little more perky.. LOL
07/30/2009 12:00PM
Trisha
His flab under his arms probably knock out the person sitting next to him when he calls BINGO!!!!!!
07/30/2009 12:02PM
A J
"You definetly have junk in your trunk."
07/30/2009 12:02PM
Hammyburg
Man he's a mountain.. But can she climb over him?.... HA HA
07/30/2009 12:04PM
Hammyburg
WAHOO! She said our vids are funny on the radio!
07/30/2009 12:07PM
A J
"Look, for the last time, the strawberries you keep smelling is my hair!"
07/30/2009 12:07PM
Trisha
Do Lypo and McDonalds can reuse his blubber for oil for the fryers...
07/30/2009 12:09PM
A J
"You know what they say?... Heats in the winter and gives shade in the summer."
07/30/2009 12:09PM
Trisha
They would need a pretty big lap band to help him
07/30/2009 12:11PM
A J
"Maybe a wing and a new name would do you more good than it does me?."
07/30/2009 12:13PM
Trisha
Is his nickname stretch???
07/30/2009 12:13PM
Trisha
Are his tongue and taste buds his only friends??
07/30/2009 12:14PM
A J
"Your skin is surprisingly soft and smooth! What do you use it?"
07/30/2009 12:14PM
Ashlynn
He must like Donuts like I do...
07/30/2009 12:15PM
Trisha
He may be a big boy, but I am sure he can still get jiggle with it... LOL
07/30/2009 12:16PM
Trisha
he was maybe gang raped my a dozen donuts...
07/30/2009 12:17PM
A J
"I bet you have a killer canon ball!!!"
07/30/2009 12:17PM
Trisha
His underwear say BVD= boulevard...
07/30/2009 12:20PM
Trisha
I wonder if he puts mayonaise on his diet pills???
07/30/2009 12:23PM
A J
"People can be so mean and rude! Dont they know fat people have feelings too?!"
07/30/2009 12:24PM
Trisha
When he runs he makes the radio station skip a beat
07/30/2009 12:25PM
Trisha
Miley doesnt have to worry about getting sun burnt with him next to her
07/30/2009 12:25PM
Hammyburg
Oh yeah look whos talking (AJ) I bet Miley asked the guy to take off his shirt and that's the shirt around his waist..
07/30/2009 12:25PM
Trisha
His househole must have more daylight saving time than normal....
07/30/2009 12:26PM
Trisha
Instead of Levi 501's they are Levi 1001's
07/30/2009 12:27PM
Trisha
When they see him coming for all you can eat they install speed bumps to slow him down
07/30/2009 12:28PM
Trisha
I bet you can use his diaper as a hammock to lay in
07/30/2009 12:29PM
Trisha
Is Miley orbitting around him???
07/30/2009 12:29PM
Trisha
Man when things go south they really go south...
07/30/2009 12:31PM
Trisha
Yeah AJ fat is only skin deep dont worry....
07/30/2009 12:32PM
Hammyburg
To pick a winner- Sheryl- (just an idea you don't have to use it) you should pick the funniest comments and write there names on a piece of paper and draw. IDK just an idea. Unless you have an idea who it is already. But if you totally helpless that's anoption
07/30/2009 12:34PM
Trisha
I wonder when he shaves and nics himself if gravy pours out??
07/30/2009 12:34PM
Stephanie
Miley dishes on what's under the diaper in this month's issue of Maxim.
07/30/2009 12:36PM
Trisha
Wonder if bacteria grows under those man boobs???
07/30/2009 12:36PM
A J
Trisha ~ that comment is what I'm making Miley say for the caption. Not me. These are all hilarious!!
07/30/2009 12:36PM
Trisha
i bet he broke the branch on his family tree
07/30/2009 12:38PM
A J
"Do you have a custom tiolet in your place or what?"
07/30/2009 12:38PM
Trisha
The wii fit probably says OVERLOAD PLEASE STEP OFF
07/30/2009 12:38PM
Trisha
He makes Miley look malnourished
07/30/2009 12:39PM
Hammyburg
The family tree was really good!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07/30/2009 12:39PM
A J
"You remind me a lot of Notrious B.I.G. but I'm not quite sure why."
07/30/2009 12:40PM
Trisha
The door frame of the gym is what caused this problem
07/30/2009 12:40PM
A J
By the looks of him, his family didnt have a tree.
07/30/2009 12:40PM
Hammyburg
"Where did the toilet go?"
07/30/2009 12:42PM
Trisha
I wonder if he got offered a free gym membership if he posed and said "Dont let this happen to you"
07/30/2009 12:42PM
A J
"Some body should really figure out a way for that beeping sound to happen when you back up. It could save a life."
07/30/2009 12:43PM
Allie
Who wouldn't be smiling :)
07/30/2009 12:45PM
Hammyburg
Yeah the gym pays him to stand in front of people who are working out so they get motivated!
07/30/2009 12:46PM
Hammyburg
He's not wearing a shirt because they don't make that size....
07/30/2009 12:46PM
Trisha
Do they come bigger than an XXL
07/30/2009 12:47PM
Trisha
He probably has to use twinkies for suppositories
07/30/2009 12:48PM
Trisha
Think of the size ham hock you could get from him....
07/30/2009 12:48PM
A J
"Your parents must be so proud of you!! Out of your house for the first time in 8 years!! Thats amazing!.... Whats that? You... ate your parents?!.... Daddy!!!"
07/30/2009 12:48PM
Hammyburg
Miley's dad was going to be in the picture but the camera didn't zoom out enough they couldn't fit 3 people
07/30/2009 12:49PM
Trisha
I bet the back of his neck looks like a package of hot dogs...
07/30/2009 12:50PM
Hammyburg
I wonder what he sits down in to rlax........ And I wonder how big the car has to be for him to fit through it...........
07/30/2009 12:51PM
Trisha
He probably thinks if he was meant to touch his toes, they would have been higher up on his body
07/30/2009 12:52PM
A J
Big guy: "Milk, milk, lemonade. around the corner is the where fudge is made." MC: "Thats disgusting!"
07/30/2009 12:54PM
Hammyburg
They should get a picture of "Big Rob" an him and compare, he's obviously bigger but I just want to see how MUCH bigger in comparison.
07/30/2009 12:55PM
Hammyburg
HIS HANDS ARE LIKE A BASEBALL MIT!!!!!!!!!! My goodness!
07/30/2009 12:56PM
A J
Big guy: “Milk, milk, lemonade. around the corner is where fudge is made.” MC: “Thats disgusting!” sorry for "the"
07/30/2009 12:57PM
Trisha
He already swallowed the Jonas Brothers is Miley next??
07/30/2009 12:57PM
Stephanie
It's The Climb... indeed!
07/30/2009 1:00PM
A J
"Easy big fella, I'm not an appetizer."
07/30/2009 1:01PM
Tien
I thought Buddha was Chinese... I dunno. I got nothing. You guys are better at this stuff than I am. :P
07/30/2009 1:01PM
Hammyburg
This is a picture that’ll require a few gallons of mental bleach.
07/30/2009 1:01PM
A J
"Can you please get your gross, sweaty, man boob off my shoulder?!"
07/30/2009 1:05PM
Trisha
Instead of row row row your boat, its role role role your dough....
07/30/2009 1:06PM
Trisha
AJ, Hammyburg-I cant believe I have been doing this for hours... The things we will do for our kids... LOL-
07/30/2009 1:06PM
A J
"Im calling my personal trainer right now! I feel fat just standing next to you!"
07/30/2009 1:06PM
Hammyburg
"Where did she pick this guy up?" "What do you think, a little too much?" "This is truly Miley's biggest fan, She gets payed to stand there"
07/30/2009 1:07PM
Andrea M.
This guy is her new love interest in the YouTube viral video sensation for the song "He Could Be The One."
07/30/2009 1:08PM
Hammyburg
According to this guy... Jenny Creg doesn't and didn't work....
07/30/2009 1:08PM
A J
I know!! I started at 10:39am. I like the roll your dough one! lol
07/30/2009 1:09PM
Hammyburg
Where's his nipples anyway?
07/30/2009 1:10PM
Hammyburg
Did anyone check out the link?
07/30/2009 1:10PM
Hammyburg
If you type in on google: Miley Cyrus and Sumo Wrestler. It'll have the same pic
07/30/2009 1:11PM
Trisha
He has to hire someone to help bathe cause his hand gets tired after one arm
07/30/2009 1:11PM
Hannah
He is definetly Mileys BIGGEST fan! :)
07/30/2009 1:12PM
A J
"You give the term, eat them out of house and home, and whole new prospective for me."
07/30/2009 1:12PM
Hammyburg
YUP he is! Ha Ha (thats what I said)
07/30/2009 1:15PM
Trisha
He is the reason stores make rain checks for sold out foods
07/30/2009 1:16PM
Trisha
He has to use a five gallon bucket to eat his dinner
07/30/2009 1:17PM
Trisha
he is verizons 3g network
07/30/2009 1:18PM
Trisha
Can you see me now???
07/30/2009 1:19PM
Trisha
Or rather sorry you cant miss me
07/30/2009 1:19PM
Hammyburg
Are you going to announce the winner on the radio?
07/30/2009 1:20PM
Trisha
When are they going to announce the winner anyhow?
07/30/2009 1:23PM
Hammyburg
IDK She just said shes taking it off at 5
07/30/2009 1:24PM
Trisha
His favorite food is seconds
07/30/2009 1:24PM
Trisha
he ones, twice, three times a man
07/30/2009 1:25PM
Trisha
When he opens the fridge it says "I give up"
07/30/2009 1:26PM
Trisha
Is this Miley's new personal jumbo jet???
07/30/2009 1:28PM
Trisha
Is he your new bass singer??
07/30/2009 1:34PM
A J
"You kinda smell like my grandpa. Does that freak you out?"
07/30/2009 1:36PM
A J
"Damn you are a big boy! What are you pushin? 350? 400? 600? Biggest man I've ever seen!!.... dont be mad that was Hannah talking not Miley."
07/30/2009 1:37PM
A J
"When god said let there be light, he probably had to tell you to get your fat butt outta the way huh?!"
07/30/2009 1:42PM
Trisha
Ok really four hours of doing this I am starting to run out of things to say... My daughter will be so disappointed if I give up... Come to me please....
07/30/2009 1:42PM
A J
"Your so fat, I bet if you wanted a water bed your mom and dad would probably tell you to go put your blanket over lake Michigan."
07/30/2009 1:43PM
Trisha
He should have been in the music video for weird Al's song I'm fat
07/30/2009 1:43PM
A J
"Do you show up on radar?"
07/30/2009 1:46PM
Trisha
Ok so we are listening to the radio station online and poker face is on and my daughter starts pokng my face... LOL. Such a funny girl
07/30/2009 1:48PM
Trisha
Is his christmas picture still printing from last year???
07/30/2009 1:49PM
Trisha
I bet if he put a yellow t shirt on the sun would get jealous...
07/30/2009 1:49PM
A J
Sheryl I'm off at 4 and wont be near a radio ago til almost 5. When will you annouce a winner?? I think Hammyburg, Trisha & I should all be winners. Just a thought. lol
07/30/2009 1:50PM
A J
thats suppose to be again not ago. Sorry. All this blogging and typing is frying me. lol
07/30/2009 1:50PM
Trisha
When his phone beeps, they think its his back up warning
07/30/2009 1:51PM
Trisha
Is this Mileys new landing strip for her jet
07/30/2009 1:53PM
Trisha
Is this a fundrasing picture to support his eating habbits
07/30/2009 1:54PM
A J
"I know you say you like my songs but is Weird Als ~Eat It~ your favorite song ever?"
07/30/2009 1:54PM
Trisha
I bet Dora cant even explorer him..
07/30/2009 1:57PM
A J
"I heard that you can only see the Great Wall of China from space but after seeing you, I know that cant be true!"
07/30/2009 1:58PM
Trisha
He is so fat he doesnt fit in any of these jokes
07/30/2009 2:00PM
Machaela
WOW! AJ and Trisha! You guys are too funny!
07/30/2009 2:00PM
Trisha
Dont worry guy you still got it going on and on and on and on....
07/30/2009 2:01PM
Machaela
Miley Cyrus: "Yeah, I know your jelous!"
07/30/2009 2:01PM
Trisha
He has to have someone clean his feet cause when he takes a shower the water cant hit it
07/30/2009 2:02PM
Machaela
Uhm, can he fit in the shower?
07/30/2009 2:02PM
Trisha
He gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond...
07/30/2009 2:03PM
Trisha
I thought New Moon was in the Twighlight series
07/30/2009 2:04PM
Trisha
Is his blood type RAGU?
07/30/2009 2:04PM
Trisha
Good thing Miley fits on the top ten list....
07/30/2009 2:05PM
Trisha
All I can say is To Be Continued....
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