A guy on a first date tells the woman to see a doctor about her stomach pain..and it saves her life.
A guy jumped to his death at a mall ...because he couldn't take any more of his girlfriend's Chritmas shopping. They had been shopping forfive hours. He jumped 7 floors. And did not make it. PS: don't take your boyfriend shopping
A Man in Florida call the cops to report that someone put a voodoo curse on him. I might add "who hasn't" says ron
A woman in Georgia had to be taken to the hospital recently....after she used the bathroom at a Home Depot, and someone had put glue on the seat. Really who sits down without looking to see if there is glue. She was stuck and had to have help. Please look today.
Is Facebook planning to add a "Sympathize" button so you don't have to "like" stuff that is actually depressing?
Florida Man calls in Restaurant Bomb threat so his girlfriend can get off early. He confessed and was arrested. Now out on a $4000 bond.
A couple from Illinois bet on "Monday NIght Football" the other night, and the 42 year old husband won his bet when the Bears beat the Packers. THe Bet? He got to use a STUN GUN on his wife for three seconds. She let him because she was drunk, then called the cops. He was arrested for felony possession of an electric weapon. He could get six years in jail.
Use your stun gun wisely.
If you are having a banana for a snack today be extra careful. A woman in England was about to enjoy hers..then realized it was covered in hatching spiders. Brazilian wandering spiders. Holy **** batman. They are the most venomous spider out there.
According to Triple -A, Halloween is the Deadliest night of the year for Pedestrians. So be careful on your rainy trick or treat adventure.
According to another survey- Men don't feel like a "real adult" until they reach the age of 54. Is that a shock to you? No. I didn't think so.
Earlier this month, a 36 year old teacher in Utah named Amy Hunter had a heart attack in class. Luckily, she works at a nursing school, and was surrounded by ER nurses and EMTs who did CPR and saved her life. Talk about right place right time... so lucky.
Finally, over the weekend a Wisconsin man was caught beating up a tree. He told the cops that it was a revenge beating for an old friend that had fallen out of it two years earlier. Really beating a tree for revenge.
Yesterday morning, a guy in Florida walked into a water department office, handed them an envelope with White Powder in it. So the entire building was evacauted. But it turned out the guy was trying to pay his water bill with CRACK COCAINE. He is being tracked down.
That is never a good plan
The key to happiness...are you ready...it's hanging out with your mother -in-law. According to a new study, married people who regularly see both their own mother and their mother in law are happier than people who never see either, or who only see one. When you see both, you get two good sources of maternal support, advice and help with the kids
A guy got mugged in Japan, and instead of bothering his family or police about it...he decided to walk 800 miles back home. And you thought you were crazy.
A man in Florida was arrested for assaulting his wife ...with...get ready....CHICKEN WINGS
A hunter in Utah killed an Elk , then tried to flip it over...and accidentally gored himself in the neck with the antlers.
On Monday, a woman in California found out her 11 year old seventh grader had been TWERKING at a school dance. So she made her stand on the corner with a sign that said " I was disrespecting my parents by Twerking at my school dance:. The kid has just been hired by Miley Cyrus to go on tour with her for $100,000. PS: 11 in the seventh grade? really